Things African parents Say and Do

Hey guys! Just a lighthearted kind of post. I hope you enjoy!!
            P.S. this is all meant to be taken as a joke(most of it anyway)
 If at first you don't succeed, don't come home



 Talk to everybody for about 30 minutes in any kind of social situation
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 I walked ten miles, uphill both ways to go to school, you're so ungrateful



 At family gatherings, they brag about their children, and try to one-up each other



 Why can't you get an A?
   But nobody got an A!
   I didn't raise a nobody! If you have to have two heads to get an A, grow another one!





 Do the people who are getting A's have two heads? No? Then you should be able to get an A




 If you keep crying, I'll give you a reason to cry



 Aish, what did I do to deserve such rude, disobedient children
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 Tell you to get them things that are 5 feet away, just because they don't want to get up



 You're so lazy! We used to have to go and get water, work on the farm, clean the house, cook, and feed the animals all before school.



 But"American Friend" didn't have to!!
    I didn't raise "American Friend", did I?
What do you want to do?
   I Want to be an Actor/Teacher/Architect/Anything else
   A doctor/lawyer/engineer? Good choice. I approve



 Never let you leave without finishing your food



 I carried you for nine months



 Just tell the truth, I won't be angry.



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P.S I stole this idea from my friend Deanna....

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